You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)
I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous
👆🏾 that part👆🏾
No positivity like the kind you share because you don’t wanna jinx yourself.
I nearly scrolled past, but I got nervous
👆🏾 that part👆🏾
No positivity like the kind you share because you don’t wanna jinx yourself.
setup and
punchline
The artist is luo li rong
The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.
I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.
By the way, the statue is called La mélodie oubliée (The Forgotten Melody). Luo Li Rong also painted it:

And here she and the statue are in a more formal setting (museum or art show, I can’t tell):

“Dork ass losers”
“Breathe. It’s only a bad day, not a bad life.”
— Johnny Depp (via healthyhappysexywealthy)
“I think you know in your heart that you’re meant for something extraordinary.“ "And you, Master. What does your heart tell you you’re meant for?“ ”Infinite sadness.“
Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!
excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this
pick him up